Squishee Break, But Make It Art 🥤✨
“Can I have a Squishee?” Yes. But this time it’s collectible.
The Squishee Linocut Prints are hand-carved, hand-printed tributes to everyone’s favorite dangerously bright convenience store beverage. Inspired by The Simpsons (and possibly a few questionable life choices), each piece captures that perfect frozen moment between brain freeze and bliss.
These prints are designed, carved, and printed by me — Courtney Rolón, the owner of CANNED GOODS. So you’re not just getting art, you’re getting a little piece of the shop itself. Every print has that slightly imperfect, handmade charm — like it came straight from the Kwik-E-Mart back room.
You’ve got options:
• Original Linocuts (8" x 6") – Only three exist. The real deal. One-of-one energy. Collector status unlocked.
• Mini Prints (3" x 2") – Smaller, more affordable, and perfect for sprinkling a little chaos into your space.
Bold, graphic, and just the right amount of unhinged, these prints are perfect for walls, desks, or anywhere that could use a little “don’t touch—will stain” energy.
Why We Picked It
Because it’s personal. These are made in-house by me, which makes them feel a lot more special than something mass-produced. The Simpsons nostalgia hits hard, the linocut style gives it that artsy edge, and the fact that there are only three originals? Yeah… that’s a must-have situation.
