{"product_id":"squishee-linocut-prints","title":"SQUISHEE LINOCUT PRINTS","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"36cef780-5035-42f0-a365-23ac7a2870bf\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"36cef780-5035-42f0-a365-23ac7a2870bf\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-303\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"user\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pt-12 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-69800420-e854-8330-b91b-4d52dbf3cc6f-1\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-69800420-e854-8330-b91b-4d52dbf3cc6f-1\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-304\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"c856f466-757b-47c5-a2c5-fea00195b659\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"oeg2u2\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"40\"\u003eSquishee Break, But Make It Art 🥤✨\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"42\" data-end=\"105\"\u003e“Can I have a Squishee?” Yes. But this time it’s collectible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"107\" data-end=\"401\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"111\" data-end=\"138\"\u003eSquishee Linocut Prints\u003c\/strong\u003e are hand-carved, hand-printed tributes to everyone’s favorite dangerously bright convenience store beverage. Inspired by The Simpsons (and possibly a few questionable life choices), each piece captures that perfect frozen moment between brain freeze and bliss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"403\" data-end=\"700\"\u003eThese prints are \u003cstrong data-start=\"420\" data-end=\"503\"\u003edesigned, carved, and printed by me — Courtney Rolón, the owner of CANNED GOODS\u003c\/strong\u003e. So you’re not just getting art, you’re getting a little piece of the shop itself. Every print has that slightly imperfect, handmade charm — like it came straight from the Kwik-E-Mart back room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"702\" data-end=\"961\"\u003eYou’ve got options:\u003cbr data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"724\"\u003e• \u003cstrong data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"757\"\u003eOriginal Linocuts (8\" x 6\")\u003c\/strong\u003e – Only \u003cstrong data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"774\"\u003ethree\u003c\/strong\u003e exist. The real deal. One-of-one energy. Collector status unlocked.\u003cbr data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"845\"\u003e• \u003cstrong data-start=\"847\" data-end=\"872\"\u003eMini Prints (3\" x 2\")\u003c\/strong\u003e – Smaller, more affordable, and perfect for sprinkling a little chaos into your space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"963\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003eBold, graphic, and just the right amount of unhinged, these prints are perfect for walls, desks, or anywhere that could use a little “don’t touch—will stain” energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1ncmj1b\" data-start=\"1135\" data-end=\"1157\"\u003eWhy We Picked It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1159\" data-end=\"1447\"\u003eBecause it’s personal. These are made in-house by me, which makes them feel a lot more special than something mass-produced. The Simpsons nostalgia hits hard, the linocut style gives it that artsy edge, and the fact that there are only three originals? Yeah… that’s a must-have situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CANNED GOODS","offers":[{"title":"Original Linocut","offer_id":45261031604258,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mini Print","offer_id":45261031571490,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/2402\/0258\/files\/SQUISHEEMiniPrintinFrame.png?v=1776817521","url":"https:\/\/cannedgoodshop.com\/products\/squishee-linocut-prints","provider":"CANNED GOODS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}