{"product_id":"in-hell-tee","title":"IN HELL TEE","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1d5iuwf\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"24\"\u003eDo Not Pass Go 🔥😈\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"26\" data-end=\"70\"\u003eStraight to hell. No $200. No explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"72\" data-end=\"375\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"76\" data-end=\"91\"\u003eIN HELL Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e flips a classic board game moment into something a little more… eternal. Featuring a devil locked behind bars like your favorite unlucky game piece, this shirt reads like a cursed Monopoly square you can’t escape. “Every day spent here.” “Welcome to the Pits of Hell.” Yeah… vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"377\" data-end=\"732\"\u003ePrinted on a \u003cstrong data-start=\"390\" data-end=\"420\"\u003e6 oz., 100% USA cotton tee\u003c\/strong\u003e, it’s got that sturdy, structured feel while still being comfortable enough for everyday wear (even if you’re spiritually serving time). Made with \u003cstrong data-start=\"568\" data-end=\"607\"\u003esustainably and fairly grown cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e, and produced using a manufacturing process powered by \u003cstrong data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"687\"\u003e45% renewable energy\u003c\/strong\u003e, so at least something here is redeemable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"734\" data-end=\"882\"\u003eEach design is \u003cstrong data-start=\"749\" data-end=\"802\"\u003esilkscreen printed in-house by Hungry Ghost Press\u003c\/strong\u003e, giving it that high-quality, slightly gritty finish that holds up over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"884\" data-end=\"993\"\u003eConsider it your official uniform for bad decisions, long days, or just looking cool without trying too hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1ncmj1b\" data-start=\"1000\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003eWhy We Picked It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1024\" data-end=\"1308\"\u003eBecause it’s funny, a little dark, and instantly recognizable. The Monopoly reference makes it playful, while the devil-in-jail twist keeps it interesting. It’s the kind of tee people do a double take on — perfect for anyone who likes their humor slightly unhinged but still wearable.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hungry Ghost Press","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":45324151062562,"sku":"SKU-A60D1205","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":45324151095330,"sku":"SKU-018FFD44","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":45324151128098,"sku":"SKU-A2B0F89A","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45324151160866,"sku":"SKU-7624B00C","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45324151193634,"sku":"SKU-D3AA391E","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/2402\/0258\/files\/In_Hell_Monopoly_Jail_Tee.jpg?v=1777767492","url":"https:\/\/cannedgoodshop.com\/products\/in-hell-tee","provider":"CANNED GOODS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}